Mob rule

You really must help this woman out. She’s going to make the winning dish for her family this Thanksgiving, and, for their sake, it’s clear that my (and Marcella’s) pork cooked in milk is what is going to make them happy. (Unless they’re breast-people, suckered by those genetically engineered turkeys that have such massive racks they can’t even walk.) To bring you up to date: Cathy at NEONY’s ugliest gourmet contest is in full swing. Looks like I’m one of the few drones involved. We need your votes. Represent, brothers & sisters!